February T-Shirts

February

'Ben doesn't know what to do between hunting season and fishing season, so he shot February.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Sauvignon Bonk

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'No ice.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Snow flake

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Good News about winter

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Try to guess the continent dining...