February T-Shirts

February

'Ben doesn't know what to do between hunting season and fishing season, so he shot February.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Sauvignon Bonk

'No ice.'

Snowprov

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Snow flake

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Good News about winter

Politically Correct Snowperson

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!