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"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Bathing the dog

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog on man's stair lift

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

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