Feathery Pamperer Pillows

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Bathing the dog

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog on man's stair lift

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'