Feathered Real Estate Mogul Gifts

Bird House for Rent.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'They're playing house.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Woodpecker House

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

'I'm a homing-pigeon you see, but since I've invested in the property market, I'm confused as to which home to return to...'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

"I love what you've done to the house."

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.