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The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Good Luck!

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

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'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

Clown Nightmares

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.