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"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

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"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

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'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

Clown Nightmares

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"This is the first time I’ve been this high, Cheryl..."

"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."