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'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"The amendments are coming next week!"

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"It's from the E.P.A., they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Person playing the cymbals.

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Church: Built by Guilt.

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

Arnie's career is cut short by a beanball! (man sits at desk).

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

"We thank you, Lord, for bestowing your blessings upon us. But, hey - who made that virus?"

Resistance.

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

"There's one thing that scares me at Halloween."

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'