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'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

No Soliciting

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Fox hunting.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Your Palm

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"Now. Hear. This."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

No Air Guitar

Dog nail bed.

Scary Movies!

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

'Take a deep breath and don't panic---we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'fear factor''

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Needle Toilet.

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"How's my life line doing?"

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

Wind Up Fox

"I was looking for a more long range answer than 'Happy Hour.'"

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

Urban fox.