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'Be careful, she's like a dog, she can smell fear.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Casual skydiving.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Who wants to go first?"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

Starting is the scariest part.

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

The Board of Fear

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

In Case of Emergency

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

Balloon Thrill Ride