Fearful Feline Friend T-Shirts

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Did you have a cat?"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas