Fear Of Spiders Prints

"Are you sure the itsy bitsy spider went up there?"

Naked and Afraid

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

OMG UR HOT

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Spider Web Stocking

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Spider watching his web cam.

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

"Arachnophunnies"