Fear Of Spiders Pillows

"Are you sure the itsy bitsy spider went up there?"

Naked and Afraid

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Spider Web Stocking

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Are we there yet?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

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'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Spider watching his web cam.

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Spiders in love

"Arachnophunnies"