Fear Of Germs Pillows

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Healthy Patients Only

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"The penicillin looks good."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

There was a nasty bug going around.

Stay away from Pigs.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"Interesting greeting ritual."

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

The New Normal

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

Transmitting Swine Flu.