Fear Of Germs Prints

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Healthy Patients Only

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"The penicillin looks good."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

There was a nasty bug going around.

Stay away from Pigs.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Interesting greeting ritual."

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

'Don't hurt it.'

The New Normal

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'