Fear Buster Gifts

'Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!'

"Killer cockroaches - that would be something to worry about."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Where your mind & battle are los

In basket-case.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Skiing.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

In and Out Tray

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Torn-Off Mouse.

Stressed over time management

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."