Fear Awareness Pillows

A young Don King

You Are Here

Skiing.

National Everything Awareness Day

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

No Immediate Danger

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Can't even hold signs well.

"You dropped yer wallet."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Pollution Look

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"I'm the designated driver."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Whoops!'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."