Fax Machine Navigator Pillows

'I'm at the water cooler, let me move to the coffee machine, no the fax machines...'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

I think I can...

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"Oh shut up."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Low rates!

US Economy Boat.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Pick a direction.

'Now do you think that's done any good?'

'It's been an odd year.'

"I just love sci-pi movies."

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

GCSE Results.

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."