Fax Machine Enthusiasts Pillows

Sign on church's marquee: Confessionals 6pm Tues & Thurs fax's accepted.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Workaholic's Toilet

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.