Fax Enthusiasts Pillows

"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Uh

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Workaholic's Toilet

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'