Fax Machine Aficionado Pillows

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

'Of course the school doesn't teach you the Fax of life, dear. How are they supposed to know that our FAX number is (555) 563-5555?'

"We are on fax y'know"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

Crane fishing

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

Workaholic's Toilet

General Writing War and Peace

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Toe-Tickling Machine

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"Jenkins, rumor has it there are people outside this meeting who are doing actual work. Go find out."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Owl answers telephone.

Cat flap for a truck.

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'