Exhaustion Navigator Pillows

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Mush on."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Number Phobia.

Fire Backwards.

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

GCSE Results.

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

Snooze Cruise

Napquest

You are here.

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'