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"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Return Of The Minipants

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Pardon my glove."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Fifty Gallon Head.

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"What? I slept seven months."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"She died doing what she loved."

Alain Prost

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."