Faux Pas Aficionado Pillows

"Pardon my glove."

'Pleased to meet you.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Mohamed Salah

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

The Return Of The Minipants

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Adult Absence Notes.

Br... No Exit

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Sisyphus

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Fifty Gallon Head.

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

World Cup reactions

European Union versus Big Tech

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."