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Brick Red Paint...

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Lazy plumber.

100k Desert Crawl

'I like the frame.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

"We're making progress."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"But is it..?"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Workaholic's Toilet

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

Artists without borders.

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'