Father-son Chats Pillows

"Dad, when you were young, meeting girls was easy, right?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

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The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'