Father Christmas Fans Pillows

'What is clausophobia?' - 'Fear of Father Christmas.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I love these old decorations!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Meet Santa's entourage

Easter Candy Island.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

The day after Father's Day.

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

inflation at Christmas