Fast-paced Lifestyle Pillows

A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

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"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

Astronaut Selfie.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'