Fast-paced Lifestyle Pillows

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

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Fur Baby

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

Astronaut Selfie.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."