Busy Lifestyles Pillows

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.

'Frankly, they're too busy to have pets: They have to pay somebody to walk me...'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I need to clone myself."

i-teddy

Fur Baby

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

Astronaut Selfie.

Frustrated at the office.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"