Fast Food Vendor Pillows

'Pick your own gourmet hot dogs.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Menu Dating

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Is this still America?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!