Fast Food Vendor Mugs

'Pick your own gourmet hot dogs.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Is this still America?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'