Fast Food Fan With A Funny Bone Gifts

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!