Fashionista Yogi Gifts

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Two Disco Divas.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'