Fashionista Meets Marksman Pillows

Please adjust your dress before you go out shooting.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

Dog Dressed to Eat

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Three Ladies

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Besties Photo

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

Naked Furniture

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'