Fashionista Lost At Sea T-Shirts

Desert Island Delivery

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"Whose tie?"

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"How weird is it?"

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

A fisher in historical dress

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

Dirty kid to mom: 'Mud is the new brown.'

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

'What raccoon hat?'

Angler Zips Up Dress

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

'Frankly, your father and I find it quite disgusting'

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.