Fashionably Unfazed Pillows

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

The Surly Yoof

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You'll grow into it!'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

Ears Pierced While You Wait