Fashionably Unfazed Pillows

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

The Surly Yoof

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'You'll grow into it!'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'You must have something in my size?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

How Tattoos Age

Modern teenager.

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'