Fashionably Indecisive Pillows

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

'I didn't get the job. They said I've not got enough determination.'

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."

Three Unwise Men

'You say that 35,- is too much for this ugly shirt? Okay, just give me 20 bucks and I'll keep the bloody thing!'

'Everything checks out ok, Mrs. Winslow, except your clothes.'

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

"I dunno – what you wanna do?"

Lingerie store

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

"Should I buy larger exercise clothes? Or just start exercising?"

Fashion Don'ts Support Group.

"Watch your shirt, dear."

'...I knew I shouldn't have worn this tie!'