Fashionably Late Crew Pillows

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"How about fashionably never?"

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Kingsley Amis

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

QR tattoo.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Young Frankenstein

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"How weird is it?"

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

Three Unwise Men

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"Let's wait ten more minutes so that we will be on time for being late."

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"