Fashionably Late Enthusiast Pillows

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Let's wait ten more minutes so that we will be on time for being late."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Men's business romper.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Changing Room Decisions

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

'Too much for the school run?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

His and Her wardrobe's

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard