Fashionable Humor Seeker Mugs

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Piranhaclaus

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Shell Fire

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Fishing Boat Derby

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"