Fashion Humor Lovers Mugs

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"It was better before God took up knitting."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

A Moosetache.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."