Fashion Prankster T-Shirts

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

"Okay, now that I'm not wearing trainers or jeans can I come in?"

"You know what I learned today? Camouflage clothing doesn't work. The teachers still called on me."

"1-1"

Jacket required

The wife made it. Why?

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Leader Dog for the Color Blind.

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

No Pants No Service?

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"

'I love wearing my little black number.'

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

"Watch your shirt, dear."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!