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"You might consider new socks as well."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

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"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Keeping warm.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

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Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

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