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"They're comfortable."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

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Little Princess.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"He's deliciously vintage."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

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A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

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'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

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Skinhead guppy.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

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"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

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'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'