Fashion-forward Funny Man Pillows

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"1-1"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You'll grow into it!'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

A Moosetache.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'