Fashion-forward Eater Pillows

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Prosecco Drinker

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

Salad Hat

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

"What's trending?"

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Pork Pie Hat

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

Woman dressed as a soup can

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

"I wonder if you folks are aware that black cod is this year's Chilean sea bass?"

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.