Fashion Flounder Gifts

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Frog in the puddles.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Civilized Salmon

Swing dancers.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Skinhead guppy.

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I got a beak job."

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

No 2 Hook

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Snorkeling Mirrors.

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'