Fashion Flounder Gifts

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Frog in the puddles.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Swing dancers.

Civilized Salmon

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Skinhead guppy.

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I got a beak job."

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

Snorkeling Mirrors.

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."