Fashion Dolls Pillows

Tired Barbie

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Early Piety

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Hipsters"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Dollphins

"How's it look back there?"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

The latest in Eyewear.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Child with doll in the sea

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043