Farmyard Wit Mugs

Start their day with a laugh using our farmyard wit mugs, featuring clever country humor that’s perfect for coffee lovers and rural humor enthusiasts alike.

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You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet!

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet! mockup

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet!

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone! mockup

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

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Dedication to excellence....

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well! mockup

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

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"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!" mockup

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

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"Do kids eat free?"

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"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you." mockup

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

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Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen! mockup

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

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"Start talking."

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns! mockup

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

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"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.' mockup

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

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'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.' mockup

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

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'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.' mockup

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

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"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather." mockup

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

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Tropical Cow Tank

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"Dayum. She bootylicious."

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'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.' mockup

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!" mockup

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.' mockup

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

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"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock." mockup

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

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Farmyard Wit Mugs Collection

Farmyard Wit Pillows

Discover our humorous farmyard pillows to add wit and comfort to your home decor with a country twist.

Farmyard Wit Prints

Browse our farmyard wit prints for charming, funny artwork that brings rural humor into any room.

Farmyard Wit T-Shirts

Check out our farmyard wit T-shirts for humorous apparel that celebrates the quirky side of rural living.