Farmyard Humor Mugs

"It's just swill Doris, just swill..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Tropical Cow Tank

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt