Farming Gear Guru Mugs

"It's not porn, it's a Massey Ferguson 6700 S with 200 HP."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Dog in Daisys

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"The trees are laughing at us."

Agricultural Psychology

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Grass huggers.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

On holiday...

Watering can helmet.

He did love tinkering on his cars.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'