Farm Pun Lovers Pillows

If the barn's a rocking, don't come a knocking!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Cow Pat Planning

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"That sounds interesting - What is it?"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Peripheral vision cow

'Miaow??'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Pork Sausage.

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

Groucho Chicken